Chatting With Rachel

I am just trying to get in all my posts in before mom comes home. She didn’t take the computer with her this morning, but it will be some time today.

I was talking to Rachel from my Crispin Glovre group. She’s pretty cool. This is our chat.

GlitterSnailRae: hi, it’s rachel from the crispin glover group

Sunflowerseed23: hey!!!

GlitterSnailRae: how are you?

Sunflowerseed23: what’s up?

Sunflowerseed23: this stupid AOL is on crack and wouldn’t let me respond

GlitterSnailRae: reading messages. where arr you going?

GlitterSnailRae: are*

Sunflowerseed23: i’m ok. pissed but ok

GlitterSnailRae: oh.

GlitterSnailRae: sorry 🙁

Sunflowerseed23: nowhere. my mom is taking the computer away from me

GlitterSnailRae: oh

GlitterSnailRae: why?

Sunflowerseed23: yea she likes to do this occasionally. since she hates that i

am a night person and that i will stay on thecomputer all night and then go

to sleep during the day and then get up during the afternoon

Sunflowerseed23: she crazy really

GlitterSnailRae: ughh sounds like my mom.

GlitterSnailRae: i fall asleep round 5 am, wake up at 1 pm

Sunflowerseed23: yea! she just woke me up to say that she is in the

emergency room

GlitterSnailRae: and now she’s threatening me!

GlitterSnailRae: why’s she in the emergency room?

Sunflowerseed23: don’t be too alarmed as i am not. she is probably just

having a panic attac

Sunflowerseed23: k

GlitterSnailRae: oh

Sunflowerseed23: she needs to just get herself some medicine but she won’t

GlitterSnailRae: heh

Sunflowerseed23: but she’s all to eager to try and shove the crap down my

throat

Sunflowerseed23: he really is crazy and neorotic about stuff that is not

very important

GlitterSnailRae: who?

GlitterSnailRae: your mom?

Sunflowerseed23: i meant she sorry

GlitterSnailRae: heh it’s ok. i figured it out

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

Sunflowerseed23: stupid aol

GlitterSnailRae: i’m going to a concert in another 3 hours

GlitterSnailRae: gr

GlitterSnailRae: r

Sunflowerseed23: OoOoOoO

Sunflowerseed23: which one???

GlitterSnailRae: the american idols :-[

GlitterSnailRae: it’s just for clay!

GlitterSnailRae: noone else.

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

Sunflowerseed23: i never really got into them. too mainstream and happy

happy for me.

Sunflowerseed23: hehe

Sunflowerseed23: sorry

GlitterSnailRae: yes, but clay’s really talented. i mean, the bug fat guy

that won sucks

GlitterSnailRae: it was set up

GlitterSnailRae: it’s a conspiracy

Sunflowerseed23: what’s wrong with a fat black guy winning

Sunflowerseed23: ?

GlitterSnailRae: he wasn’t as talented, and it was a talent competition

Sunflowerseed23: i guess so.

Sunflowerseed23: *hunches shoulders*

GlitterSnailRae: heh

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

GlitterSnailRae: i didn’t normally watch american idol either. i don’t watch

t.v. a lot, unless it’s like alfred hitchcock or the x-files or something

Sunflowerseed23: hey! i never really saw the saw

Sunflowerseed23: only a few bits as i was passing it by

Sunflowerseed23: oh i see

Sunflowerseed23: but they got you anyway!

GlitterSnailRae: i just liked clay from the start. 🙁

Sunflowerseed23: oh i know how that is

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

GlitterSnailRae: lol

Sunflowerseed23: trying to get a husband i see

GlitterSnailRae: i have a thing for tall pale skinny guys

GlitterSnailRae: it started with jack skellington

Sunflowerseed23: lol

Sunflowerseed23: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GlitterSnailRae: you liked him too?

Sunflowerseed23: no it’s just that you said you have a thing and i thought

about crispin

Sunflowerseed23: and it all comes together

GlitterSnailRae: oh

Sunflowerseed23: hehehehe

GlitterSnailRae: lol

GlitterSnailRae: too bad there aren’t that many tall skinny pale guys in

pinstripe suits floating aroun

GlitterSnailRae: d

GlitterSnailRae: :-

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe i am sure that you will snag one up

Sunflowerseed23: but i say that you and i head for cali and snap up crispin

and have a real go with him

Sunflowerseed23: lol

Sunflowerseed23: oh!!

GlitterSnailRae: haha

Sunflowerseed23: did you know that anna lives only like two miles away from

crispin and sees him all the time??

GlitterSnailRae: i was actually deeply considering bribing him for a sperm

donation

Sunflowerseed23: how luck is she??

GlitterSnailRae: ahhh!!!!

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe hey!

Sunflowerseed23: it could happen

Sunflowerseed23: yea! she lives close to him! lucky so and so

Sunflowerseed23: !!

GlitterSnailRae: i’ll send him a letter asking for a sperm donation,

$10,000, and some vaseline

Sunflowerseed23: hahahahaha

Sunflowerseed23: auto manipulator!!!!

Sunflowerseed23: lol!!!!!

GlitterSnailRae: i have two copies of that cd…i’m so pathetic

GlitterSnailRae: and auto-manipulator’s my favourite song

Sunflowerseed23: cool!

GlitterSnailRae: oh my god, i had that on a mix cd and my dad took it

because he’s too cheap to buy his own cds

Sunflowerseed23: i only have these boots that i found on the internet

Sunflowerseed23: darn him!!!!

Sunflowerseed23: i wonder what he thought about it

Sunflowerseed23: lol

GlitterSnailRae: lol i don’t know

GlitterSnailRae: he never mentioned it

Sunflowerseed23: *giggles like crazy*

GlitterSnailRae: well, he mentioned the selections from rat catching

Sunflowerseed23: did you see Ben?

Sunflowerseed23: oh

GlitterSnailRae: the movie, ben?

GlitterSnailRae: or the music video?

Sunflowerseed23: i am not sure which books that i want to buy since i am not

sure that i will like it

Sunflowerseed23: the music video by crispin

Sunflowerseed23: i saw it at thw willard site this morning

GlitterSnailRae: yeah, i saw it in march. my computer has a crap media

player though

GlitterSnailRae: so it was fuzzy

GlitterSnailRae: i noticed his girlfriend. she scares me

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

Sunflowerseed23: i have seen her

Sunflowerseed23: she is freaky

GlitterSnailRae: i dunno, he doesn’t seem like he would have taste in

penthouse models for some reason. i think it’s sort of cheesy taste in women

Sunflowerseed23: but they go together don’t you think

Sunflowerseed23: i know!!!!

GlitterSnailRae: i mean, he’s so intellectual, and he’s hanging out at the

playboy mansion?

Sunflowerseed23: i was writing about that in my journal who for a guy who

says that he ios countercultural he certain backs them in the women should

be white, skinny, takk and have bigt breasts

Sunflowerseed23: i was wondering that too!!

GlitterSnailRae: yeah, i know. i went to her site, it’s the cheesiest porno

site i ever visited

GlitterSnailRae: it sounds like it was written by some creepy guy that has a

small vocabulary and couldn’t think of much to say

Sunflowerseed23: i know!

Sunflowerseed23: exactly!

Sunflowerseed23: i was thiking he wants her??

Sunflowerseed23: maybe she a good person yadda yadda

GlitterSnailRae: i mean, at least marilyn manson has an interesting

girlfriend!

GlitterSnailRae: 😀

Sunflowerseed23: that and crispin is kind of freaky so you know…he’s into

that sort of stuff

Sunflowerseed23: oooo

Sunflowerseed23: who??

Sunflowerseed23: i loved when he was with rose mcg

Sunflowerseed23: she’s so insanely hot!!!

GlitterSnailRae: she’s like this pin-up type model. she does 50’s style

photos

Sunflowerseed23: and they looked great together

Sunflowerseed23: oh that is so sool

GlitterSnailRae: yeah, they did! i was upset when they broke up

Sunflowerseed23: i saw a photo of crispin with marilyn and his girl

Sunflowerseed23: me too!!!

Sunflowerseed23: i wanted them to get married

GlitterSnailRae: they were so cute together

Sunflowerseed23: they really were

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

Sunflowerseed23: these boots is soo funny

Sunflowerseed23: i was so surprised when i first heard it because that not

what i expected at all

GlitterSnailRae: i think marilyn should get back together with rose, crispin

should date dita von teese, and alexa lauren can go on having parties with

fred durst

GlitterSnailRae: what boots?

Sunflowerseed23: these boots are made for walkin

Sunflowerseed23: that sounds like a plan

GlitterSnailRae: oooh

GlitterSnailRae: i thought you were looking at boots

Sunflowerseed23: hahaah

Sunflowerseed23: no i was listening to the songs

Sunflowerseed23: lol

GlitterSnailRae: ooooh

GlitterSnailRae: i was like “ooooh boots!”

GlitterSnailRae: http://www.fashionazi.com/dita/

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe ok

GlitterSnailRae: hmm…which reminds me, i need new shoes!

Sunflowerseed23: i can see that you have been here before

Sunflowerseed23: oh she is cool!

Sunflowerseed23: is this her on the front page?

GlitterSnailRae: yes

Sunflowerseed23: hell i would date her!

GlitterSnailRae: that’s marilyn manson’s girl

Sunflowerseed23: she’s got that 50’s thing going for her

Sunflowerseed23: awww

GlitterSnailRae: hehe yeah

Sunflowerseed23: cool!

Sunflowerseed23: so what’s going on over there. the excitement over clay

building up?

Sunflowerseed23:

GlitterSnailRae: haha

GlitterSnailRae: not yet

GlitterSnailRae: lol

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

Sunflowerseed23: but remember not to grab him

Sunflowerseed23: yiou now just…be cool

Sunflowerseed23: yea!

GlitterSnailRae: ahh i can’t! 2nd balcony!

GlitterSnailRae: grr

Sunflowerseed23: you know*

GlitterSnailRae: or i would

Sunflowerseed23: awww

Sunflowerseed23: darn!!

Sunflowerseed23: you go alway go to the stage door where they come out after

the performance

GlitterSnailRae: i feel sorry for ruben though. i mean, clay was on the

cover of rolling stone and clay’s cd is number 3 on the charts when ruben’s

is like 30, and ruben won!

Sunflowerseed23: oh i would feel bad too

GlitterSnailRae: yeah, i would except i’m going with my friend, and she

thinks i’m insane.

GlitterSnailRae: she likes the crispin album though

Sunflowerseed23: heheh

Sunflowerseed23: it’s so shocking and funny from the bits that i heard

Sunflowerseed23: i’ve nevr really heard anything like it beside weird al

GlitterSnailRae: it is! it’s bizarre

GlitterSnailRae: weird al plays accordian on the album!

GlitterSnailRae: i found that out and i was like “oh my god, this is beyond

cool”

Sunflowerseed23: nuh uh!!!

GlitterSnailRae: huh?

Sunflowerseed23: i know!!!

Sunflowerseed23: nuh uh as in that is too cool!

GlitterSnailRae: oh

GlitterSnailRae: lol

Sunflowerseed23: amanda must be online right now

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe]

GlitterSnailRae: who?

Sunflowerseed23: she’s a member of the group

GlitterSnailRae: ooooh

Sunflowerseed23: she is replying to the messages right now

Sunflowerseed23: i am reading them

Sunflowerseed23: hehe

GlitterSnailRae: amanda!

Sunflowerseed23: yea!

Sunflowerseed23: hehe

GlitterSnailRae: why are all porn actresses bleach blonde bimbos with fake

tans and huge boobs?

Sunflowerseed23: i don’t know

Sunflowerseed23: but it gives women the impression that they should look

like this

Sunflowerseed23: and i hate that

GlitterSnailRae: me too

Sunflowerseed23: that’s why i was sort of surprised and not surprrised aat

the same time when i found out that crispin got himself a porn star

Sunflowerseed23:

GlitterSnailRae: and i mean, i don’t even see why it’s so hot. they’re not

even that pretty. they look mummified.

Sunflowerseed23: but hey! it’s is not as if i had a chance with him so

whatever

Sunflowerseed23: i know!!

Sunflowerseed23: most of them are not that beautiful

GlitterSnailRae: i know

GlitterSnailRae: they could at least have pretty faces.

Sunflowerseed23: *rolls eyes*

Sunflowerseed23: really!

GlitterSnailRae: and i mean, who came up with blonde and orangey-tan looking

good together?

Sunflowerseed23: i donn’t know

Sunflowerseed23: probably some man

Sunflowerseed23:

GlitterSnailRae: FREAKS! ALL OF THEM, FREAKS!

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

GlitterSnailRae: sorry 😛

Sunflowerseed23: oh so true!

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

Sunflowerseed23: it;s cool

GlitterSnailRae: and it’s like the madonna/whore syndrome. i mean, they want

huge breasts and butts, but then they mix it up with wanting little tiny

stomaches, and then it just gets rediculous

Sunflowerseed23: yes!!!

GlitterSnailRae: ridiculous*

Sunflowerseed23: they don’t look normal!

GlitterSnailRae: i know! can’t they get the idea that not all women are

barbie dolls?

GlitterSnailRae: hey, at least barbie isn’t a porn star though

Sunflowerseed23: yea

GlitterSnailRae: she’s a doctor or whatever

Sunflowerseed23: she started out as a german sex dool for men in the 20’s

GlitterSnailRae: i heard about that. it’s sad.

GlitterSnailRae: but funny!

Sunflowerseed23: it is sort of funny in a way

GlitterSnailRae: what’s the deal with her and ken anyway?

Sunflowerseed23: i don’t know!

Sunflowerseed23: but we all know that he is gay

GlitterSnailRae: oh yeah

Sunflowerseed23: they can stop pretending

Sunflowerseed23: now

GlitterSnailRae: hahahah

GlitterSnailRae: he certainly is *cough* endowed.

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

Sunflowerseed23: you seem to have a cough there

Sunflowerseed23: are you coming down with something

Sunflowerseed23: hehehehe

GlitterSnailRae: lol

Sunflowerseed23: *sighs*

Sunflowerseed23: i was reading this funny except

Sunflowerseed23: it was just too much

Sunflowerseed23: let me get you the address

GlitterSnailRae: ok

Sunflowerseed23: http://www.essentialmedia.com/Shop/glover.html

Sunflowerseed23: just read that and …

Sunflowerseed23: i don’t know

Sunflowerseed23: lol

GlitterSnailRae: i think i read that

Sunflowerseed23: oh you did

Sunflowerseed23: so we can talk about then?

GlitterSnailRae: the fan thing

Sunflowerseed23: yea!

GlitterSnailRae: with the stealing of underwear

GlitterSnailRae: lucky girl!

Sunflowerseed23: nnnoooo

Sunflowerseed23: this is a different girl

Sunflowerseed23: and she was worse!

GlitterSnailRae: ooooh

Sunflowerseed23: hehe i want his underwear!

Sunflowerseed23: lol

GlitterSnailRae: they should put it on ebay

GlitterSnailRae: the girl with the poetry?

Sunflowerseed23: oh what was that last bit?

Sunflowerseed23: ssed it

Sunflowerseed23: yea that’s her

GlitterSnailRae: i said they should put it on ebay

Sunflowerseed23: with her arm int he room

Sunflowerseed23: oh ok thanks

Sunflowerseed23: oh man! i wonder how she got that far!

Sunflowerseed23: lol

Sunflowerseed23: i would have been scared!

GlitterSnailRae: me too!

GlitterSnailRae: she’s creepy

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

Sunflowerseed23: she was!

Sunflowerseed23: i am surprised that he was that calm about it

GlitterSnailRae: yeah

GlitterSnailRae: well, she’s just a fan. it’s not like she would really hurt

him or anything

Sunflowerseed23: i don’t know…

Sunflowerseed23: she ws kind of freaky

Sunflowerseed23: hehehe

GlitterSnailRae: yeah

Sunflowerseed23: i wonder what it would take to catch crispin fancy

Sunflowerseed23: have you ever thought about that?

GlitterSnailRae: hmmm….

GlitterSnailRae: pose for penthouse?

Sunflowerseed23: hehe

Sunflowerseed23: i think that is it

Sunflowerseed23: i don’t think that i know about any of his past loves

Sunflowerseed23: has he ever been married

Sunflowerseed23: i don’t think so though

GlitterSnailRae: no

Sunflowerseed23: oh i see

GlitterSnailRae: i have to go vacuum my room

GlitterSnailRae: grr

GlitterSnailRae: i hate vacuuming

Sunflowerseed23: i have lots to catch up with

GlitterSnailRae: heh

Sunflowerseed23: hehe why?

GlitterSnailRae: i dunno, we have a bad vacuum

GlitterSnailRae: it takes too long

Sunflowerseed23: i wonder why some many sites keep saying that he was born

on Sept. 20

Sunflowerseed23: oh i see

Sunflowerseed23: hehe

GlitterSnailRae: so i’ll talk to you later!

Sunflowerseed23: ok

Sunflowerseed23: bye

GlitterSnailRae: bye!

Sunflowerseed23: it was nice talking to you

Sunflowerseed23: hey!

GlitterSnailRae: you too

Sunflowerseed23: do you have our entire chat?

GlitterSnailRae: yes

GlitterSnailRae: i think so

Sunflowerseed23: can you email it to me really quickly

GlitterSnailRae: okm

Sunflowerseed23: i want to post it in my journal

GlitterSnailRae: what’s your email?

GlitterSnailRae: ok

Sunflowerseed23: [email protected]