My Name Translated Into LOTR Speak

(4:42 P.M. US Central Time/Saturday/Library near Aunt Percious’ house)

[imood mood at time of entry: foggy]

Dear Danielle Mitchell,

If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Gwilla Stonemould

and if you were a (female) Man, your name would be Wicelian

and if you were an Elf, your name would be Isiong

and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Meralonna

and if you were an Orc, your name would be Bigdish

Your nearest Tavern might be called The Dark Tower

and your sword would be called Anaithing

Translated by:http://www.lotruk.com/nametranslator/index.html

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2 Comments

  1. Hehe, I typed in my name as ‘Hot Legolas Sex’ and nearly choked on my latte when my Hobbit name was ‘Rosey Bumblefoot’ or some such nonsense. Gotta love the slashy stuff. Have toyed with an Elvish plot for months. Hmmm…Leeegolas nuuuudity. All for it!

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