Other Thoughts

OK, I read through my offline journal and thankfully I wrote where I first saw Crispin and remembered him. I took this quiz that I remember posting in this journal called Which Crispin Glover Character Are You?. Then he showed up on Jimmy and then he showed up in CA2.

I also read through some more emails. Now it’s down to Notify List emails! Yay!!!! But I’m on the list of this one girl who posts like there is no tomorrow. I really like her writing, but she is killing me. I wish that she would not send out a notice for every single entry. If I send out more than one notice it is for every other entry if all the entries are written. She sends out notices for quizzes that she took! Good god Girl!! (I can already see that this will be my new phrase.=D Well the Good god bit.)

I also am including an email that I received from a friend. This had me in tears and falling out of my hard ass chair. I’ll be posting some other funny intructions that I have saved on the computer later on.

here’s proof that the human

race is doomed through stupidity, here are some

actual label instructions on consumer

goods………….

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while

sleeping.. (that’s the only time I have to work on my

hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! .You could be a winner! No

purchase necessary. Details inside. (the

shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like

regular soap.” (and that would be how….???)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving

suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s “just” a suggestion).

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on

bottom): “Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit

late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will

be hot after heating.” (…and you

thought????…)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron

clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save me more

time?)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not

drive a car or operate machinery after taking this

medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate

of construction accidents if we could just get

those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those

forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause

drowsiness.” (and…I’m taking this because???….)

On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor

or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to…what?)

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used

for the other use.” (now, somebody out there,

help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

Sunsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains

nuts.” (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: maybe,

uh…fly Delta?)

On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this

garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t

blame the company. I blame the parents for this

one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:”Do not attempt to stop

chain with your hands or genitals.” (..was there a

lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn

to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you

want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)…in

other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile

every once in a while.