Funny Stuff
(11:54 A.M. – 11:59 P.M. US Central Time)
I went and found that quote that I liked so much from this guy’s diary. I actually thought he was a she. He just laughed when I told him this because he said everyone thinks that he is a girl when they first start reading his journal. It turns out that the mystery person who signed up for my Notify List was him. Here is the quote:
“I have tied my hair back this morning, because the
new conditioner I bought *coughcoughSUAVE FOR
MENcough* made my hair incredibly frizzy. I’m never
buying it again. The only plus about it is that it
smells like cologne or something. Maybe it’s supposed
to smell like “man.” Does anyone know what “man” is
really supposed to smell like? I’m pretty sure it’s
not crisp, clean, and pleasantly musky. If that’s the
scent they were going for, one has to ask if they were
smoking crack at the time of the product’s conception.
Have any of these people actually SMELLED a man? If
anyone made a scent based on the smell of actual
“man”, then it should smell of beer, motor oil, B.O.,
cigarette smoke, semen, and sweat. Of course, nobody
would buy it because it would smell terrible.”
-Lytewyng (<-- That's his Deary Diary name)
At first I thought this was really funny because I thought some girl was using men’s hair stuff and that’s why it wouldn’t work. But now I think it’s funny because a guy actually wrote that men stink which they never do! They just say that’s how REAL men are supposed to smell. Blah! Yea right!!
~`~ Danielle ~`~
Oh yes, we stink. Regrettably, it is not one of our best features.
Brandon